Big Birthday Surprise

Surprise! Happy Birthday! Yep, that’s right, I’ve thrown you a surprise party. I know you said you don’t like surprises but when have I ever listened to you? You don’t know what’s best for yourself. That’s why it’s my job to do it for you.

For your birthday, I got you an awesome present. Something you wouldn’t expect. Something that you’ve wanted for years but have never had the opportunity to buy it for yourself. That’s right – I’ve hired one of the best kitchen renovations companies Melbourne has to offer and got them to come and design your own kitchen. Doesn’t that sound great? I know you said you don’t want to be in people’s debt, but we’re family, right? So it doesn’t really matter to me. And this way, it’s a gift, so you won’t have to pay me back. That’s right, I got you covered.

I have always enjoyed listening to you talk about all the renovations you want to complete on your house, especially in the bathroom and the bedrooms. This way you can get the kitchen design you want. I know you love to cook, so it’s important that you have a place you feel you can go to in order to relax and cook to your heart’s content.

What’s that? You’re worried that it’s too expensive of a gift and that I will lord it over you for the rest of your life? Not to worry, my dear family member, I would never do such a thing. I know when I gifted Darryl that car a couple of years ago I forced him to pay me back when he joked that he wanted green paint instead of black, but that doesn’t count. It isn’t the same thing. Darryl is, like, extended, extended family. You’re just extended family. There’s a difference. Now, sit down and tell me what kind of cabinets you want in your newly designed kitchen!