Drain Plumbing Favour

‘What seems to be the problem?’ the plumber drawled in a thick southern accent as soon as I opened the door.          ‘Hilarious,’ I rolled my eyes, walking back inside. He chuckled and followed me in.          ‘If you want my plumbing services, you’re gonna have to pay somehow.’          ‘Terrible jokes is what you’ve… Continue reading Drain Plumbing Favour

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Locker Room Tattoo

‘Woah, sick tat, man!’          I turned around and frowned, trying to see who in the crowded locker room had just spoken. A young guy with sandy-blonde hair and wearing nothing but a pair of sunglasses was nodding enthusiastically in my direction.          ‘Thanks,’ I smiled politely, averting my eyes slightly. ‘Glad you like it.’… Continue reading Locker Room Tattoo

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Car Service Expenses

Taking my car to get a service is such a chore. I really can’t be bothered doing it. I simultaneously find it disruptive to my daily schedule and stressful. It’s disruptive because I have to take time off work to put my car in for the service and then I don’t have a car until… Continue reading Car Service Expenses

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Finding Balustrade Companies

I’m on a top secret mission to uncover the best glass balustrade company in the world. It hasn’t been easy and it has taken me to the furthest corners of the globe. Far and wide, I have visited countless places. I’ve seen things that I never thought I’d see in my lifetime, all on my… Continue reading Finding Balustrade Companies

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Big Birthday Surprise

Surprise! Happy Birthday! Yep, that’s right, I’ve thrown you a surprise party. I know you said you don’t like surprises but when have I ever listened to you? You don’t know what’s best for yourself. That’s why it’s my job to do it for you. For your birthday, I got you an awesome present. Something… Continue reading Big Birthday Surprise

Rebecca’s Good Luck

Hey gals! So we all had a busy couple of years there, huh? Yikes to everyone’s pain – so sorry you had to go through all of that. Luckily, your bestie Rebecca has managed to escape completely unscathed! Can you believe I haven’t broken a bone in my entire life?! I know! Bonkers! Anyway, I… Continue reading Rebecca’s Good Luck

Fungal-Infected Gate

‘There it is,’ I breathed as the last of the sun dipped its dappled light onto the forest canopy. ‘The gates of Cheltenham.’          ‘Wow,’ Giles gasped, coming up behind me. They truly were incredible – large stone constructions, dwarfed only by the largest of the mighty trees standing alongside it. The engraving work done… Continue reading Fungal-Infected Gate

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Ute Conversations Incoming

Rylee moved through the empty conveyancing museum, searching for answers. As she wheeled herself about, she looked for anything that might give her clues as to what had happened on the roof. The chances of her finding anything were slim, but it wasn’t like she could get onto the roof with a broken leg. Despite… Continue reading Ute Conversations Incoming

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Interesting Bathroom Suggestion

‘I just think you should consider it,’ I pleaded calmly. ‘Is that too much to ask?’          ‘Jacob, we’re not putting a hot tub in our bathroom.’          ‘Why not?’ I asked, almost falling to my knees. ‘How is that not an incredible idea?’          ‘For starters,’ my wife Leah frowned, ‘we don’t have room.’… Continue reading Interesting Bathroom Suggestion

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House Buying Nerves

I paced backwards and forwards across the living room, chewing on my fingernail.          ‘Oh, my god,’ Jeanine eventually burst out. ‘Can you please sit down?’          ‘Oh, sorry,’ I murmured, still pacing.          ‘Well?’          ‘Well, what?’          ‘Can you sit, please?’          ‘Oh, right,’ I said, forcing myself into my grandpa’s old rocking… Continue reading House Buying Nerves

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